Out of Context
I Can't Believe How Fast This Went!
Phillip: man, certified by sunday
doniree: AH I KNOW
Phillip: Yoga Alliance Certified RYTs
doniree: RYT?
Phillip: no idea, it's just what we'll be
doniree: Real Yoga Teachers?
Phillip: sure!
doniree: OH! REGISTERED Yoga Teachers
Right. But You Gotta Be Smarter than the Internet
Regarding the link to his blog not working from my page:
Matt: Why does disqus hate me, Doni?
Doni: Because you forgot the "://" part of a web address, Matt.
Matt: Hey. All I'm supposed to worry about over here is looking handsome. The Internet is supposed to do the rest.
Now this is friendship
Doniree: [if I'm broke] I may have to take up a nice little residence in a cardboard box outside a yoga studio somewhere :)
Matt: I will give you a blanket... and I also have access to some really nice boxes. You will be fine.
Nico's Ready for Zombies
Nico: actually, even more good news: i am ready for a zombie attack and can get myself and many others to safety
doniree: that is fantastic news! are you worried about zombies?
Nico: it's been a legitimate fear for quite some time
doniree: fair enough
Holy Twitter
Doniree: so Jesus is apparently following me on Twitter. Think he's upset with all this Hindu study of mine? ha
Matt: uh oh. follow him back.
Doniree: Well, I followed Jesus for like, the first 13 years of my life.
Matt: HAHA!
Doniree: but if he misses me and is coming back for me on Twitter, at least he knows how to reach me.
Matt: Jesus is down with social media too, Doni.
Better Than Alanis
Peter: i blame you
Doniree: of course you would.
Doniree: wait for it
Doniree: waaaaiiiiit for it
Doniree: typical male.
Doniree: know what i didn't realize?
Peter: that "typical male" is highly offensive?
Doniree: like you're a typical male. that's why that's funny. we call that i-r-o-n-y
Doniree: (this is the part where i hope to high heavens i used 'irony' right)
Peter: you did better than alanis
I'm SO FUNNY

Angie and I are both upstairs. I’m in my bedroom, writing. Angie’s in the living room, doing homework. Allison is downstairs in her basement (ahem… garden level) room directly below my main level bedroom. She’s been taking homework breaks to play Super Mario, which she JUST bought, on her Nintendo DSi.

We keep hearing her yell at things, we laugh, Angie yells something like “It’s JUST A GAME!” and then we hear:

Allison: “NO NO NO, OH MY GOD, GET IN!”

And because I’m the roommate who NEVER misses this chance, I don’t skip a beat and yell back with:

THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID!

Original? Ha, no way. But hilarious? EVERY FUCKING TIME.

The King James translation makes a promise in ‘Thou shalt,’ meaning that men will surely triumph over sin. But the Hebrew word, the word timshel—’Thou mayest’— that gives a choice. It might be the most important word in the world. That says the way is open. That throws it right back on a man. For if ‘Thou mayest’—it is also true that ‘Thou mayest not.’ ..” East of Eden, John Steinbeck
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Scotch and Chocolate
me: um hi. i love my life.
but it's weird. i feel like i'm on the edge of everything
Rachel: i love that feeling
and i love getting to the place where you realize that you ARE doing what you're supposed to be doing
me: i don't know if i AM yet, but i am SO CLOSE i can TASTE it
and it tastes like scotch
and chocolate
Rachel: scotch is good
Rachel: for you i mean.
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