taken out of conTEXT

B: this was the shortest conversation in america!

Brandi: lol i'm sorry! people in china probably have shorter conversations

psh, you’re on your knees more than the pope

“

—

brandi

You’re antisocial because you’re a shut in and you almost got eye raped by a landlord.

“

—

Brandi

Beth: I don't like the way shea butter smells on my skin.
Brandi: I don't like Shea bitter period.
Beth: I don't like shea bitter either.
Brandi: Fuck yourself. A lot.
Beth: I would if I wasn't broken.

Brandi: IM GOING TO SMACK THIS WOMAN I WORK WITH!
B: Why!!!!
Brandi: She won't shut up. She obviously doesn't realize that no one gives a shit about her or her fucking slutty ass daughters.
B: Ask for nudes

Would you like to put your milk in my fridge?

“

—	B to Brandi by accident.

Why would you ever know what a wound tastes like?

“

—

Brandi

Seriously! thank god you’re not venomous!

“

—

Brandi

Did you blindfold him?

“

—

Brandi

Brandi: Cunt gravy may not be the turn on you intend it to be.

Beth: Sadly.