July 2010
1 post
B: this was the shortest conversation in america!
Brandi: lol i'm sorry! people in china probably have shorter conversations
May 2010
2 posts
“psh, you’re on your knees more than the pope”
– brandi
“You’re antisocial because you’re a shut in and you almost got eye...”
– Brandi
April 2010
3 posts
Beth: I don't like the way shea butter smells on my skin.
Brandi: I don't like Shea bitter period.
Beth: I don't like shea bitter either.
Brandi: Fuck yourself. A lot.
Beth: I would if I wasn't broken.
Brandi: IM GOING TO SMACK THIS WOMAN I WORK WITH!
B: Why!!!!
Brandi: She won't shut up. She obviously doesn't realize that no one gives a shit about her or her fucking slutty ass daughters.
B: Ask for nudes
“Would you like to put your milk in my fridge?”
– B to Brandi by accident.
March 2010
7 posts
“Why would you ever know what a wound tastes like?”
– Brandi
“Seriously! thank god you’re not venomous!”
– Brandi
“Did you blindfold him?”
– Brandi
Brandi: Cunt gravy may not be the turn on you intend it to be.
Beth: Sadly.
“There’s two blunts in the console. Want it. Best new car ever.”
– Beth
“I have ass fur in my mouth.”
– Beth
“No sweat! Let me get my head, okay?”
– Beth